Levon Sings Monty Python

[fureverywhere]

I never wanted to do this job in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...
A mighty hunter!!!!
(piano vamp)
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
Passaic! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!
Oh, I'm a tabbie cat, and I'm okay,
I hunt all night and I sleep all day.
CHORUS: He's a tabbie cat, and he's okay,
He hunts all night and he sleeps all day.
I break down plants, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go fishin'
We have a Koi tank you see.
Mounties: He breaks down plants, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes fishin'
He has a Koi tank you see.
CHORUS
I gut the squirrels, I skip and jump,
I like to eat wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He guts the squirrels, he skips and jumps,
He likes to eat wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I climb the trees in high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear mama.
Mounties: He climbs the trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "girlie"? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
CHORUS
All: He's a tabbie cat, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)

 

[Shalimar]

Wow, someone has been hitting the bong/catnip. Lolol. Love it!

 

[fureverywhere]

My dear boy...I knew he was special from first meeting. At the shelter he climbed to my shoulder and hissed off all approaching kitties. We brought him into a house of dogs and cats all much bigger and older. He pranced out of the carrier and straight to the food bowl and stepped in...no worries. You know he runs the house.