LGBTQ

Beezer

Beezer

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Years ago my young daughter asked me what LGBTQ meant. I thought about it for a good while then responded. It means...

Little Grannies Brewing Tea & Quilting

(I still giggle to myself at that one. As many of you know, I have a mental health affliction and sometimes I make the most bizarre connections.) lol!
 
Around the same time, I was in the car with my little girl when she asks, "Daddy? What is porn??"

I swallowed hard and then cheeped, "Well, that's when people film themselves being intimate for others to watch."

Daughter: "Oh."

A pause...

Daughter: "Do YOU watch porn Daddy?"

My face became a bright shade of ochre then I cranked up the car radio and said "Hey! It's Cindy Lauper!! Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!!!"

Fortunately the topic never came up again. Phew!
 
Beezer said:
Years ago my young daughter asked me what LGBTQ meant. I thought about it for a good while then responded. It means...

Little Grannies Brewing Tea & Quilting

(I still giggle to myself at that one. As many of you know, I have a mental health affliction and sometimes I make the most bizarre connections.) lol!
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But what if she replied: "That sounds like fun, I want to join!" :ROFLMAO:
 
Beezer said:
Years ago my young daughter asked me what LGBTQ meant. I thought about it for a good while then responded. It means...

Little Grannies Brewing Tea & Quilting

(I still giggle to myself at that one. As many of you know, I have a mental health affliction and sometimes I make the most bizarre connections.) lol!
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It's good that you keep your mind sharp! I do that by singing songs all day long.
 
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