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Funk & Wagnalls, huh? A couple of years ago, my older great-granddaughter and I were disagreeing about the words to a song and I muttered, "Well, look THAT up in your Funk & Wagnalls!" She ran off screeching, "MOMMEEE, MEEMAW SAID A BAD WORRRRRD!!!"
My granddaughter came in laughing and said, "OK, what word did you use?" I told her what I had said and the little one started in on me again for the "bad word". I had to explain what Funk & Wagnalls meant and she still didn't understand. I'm not sure she had ever seen a dictionary at that point. I've stayed away from mentioning Funk & Wagnalls since. To be honest, I don't get much chance to mention it.
My granddaughter came in laughing and said, "OK, what word did you use?" I told her what I had said and the little one started in on me again for the "bad word". I had to explain what Funk & Wagnalls meant and she still didn't understand. I'm not sure she had ever seen a dictionary at that point. I've stayed away from mentioning Funk & Wagnalls since. To be honest, I don't get much chance to mention it.