Make Me Laugh...

hiraeth2018

hiraeth2018

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My daughter just bought Oracle cards... kind of like Tarot but different. She messaged me (her way of communicating) that she needed practice so did I want to ask a question... Well, I have many questions, you don't get to be my age and think you know everything. OK, so maybe a few do but I certainly don't. I gave it some thought and decided to give the oracle cards a try.

My question to her was:
"What will be my obstacle for 2021?"

This picture is the oracle's answer, front and back of card.

My first question to my daughter was, "why is the unicorn X'd out?"
Her answer, "Mom, life isn't all about unicorns and rainbows"

Duh...

If I am honest, having a sense of humor has always been difficult for me and for many reasons. Don't get me wrong... I have had many laughs over the years but seem to only remember the dark times as they have made their home deep within my heart. Sometimes it's pretty dark in there. There are many reasons for this and yes, I get it... life isn't all about unicorns and rainbows.

Now, my reason for posting this in the first place is to offer you a chance to make my day and maybe a few others on this site a chance to really laugh, maybe uncontrollably. I'm asking you to post a response, a joke, funny song, funny story, etc. and I will check back here for my daily laugh.

Get your funny bone out!
 

I’ve got a funny story.

Interior camping.
We’d hike, paddle, swim & fish. I told him it would be fun.

When we first got there, the mosquitoes were so thick you couldn’t help but breathe them in.

I said it would be quiet & peaceful.

Our very first night we camped next to a bog which we never noticed until it sounded like 1000 frogs had their own microphones while trying to sleep.

I told him we’d be safe.
When we woke up the next morning we had a bear looking through our back window.

Once my husband ran out of coffee and cigarettes( he smoked them ) he was like a bear. We paddled our fastest trying to get to our car ASAP and it poured while the thunder flashed. We were all soaked and our GSD looked up at us like we were crazy. We set up our tent and the next morning got coffee, cigarettes and a containers of worms as bait. Well my man was thrilled. He’d couldn’t wait to fish with the worms.

The next morning the dog starts barking and my husband got up , looked out the window and cursed and cursed. I had to get up to see what he was cursing at and saw a raccoon eating my husbands bait like popcorn.
I howled. 😂
 
Thank you Keesha... My Question Is... "did you ever change his mind about the outdoors"? A great memory...
 

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