Mayor Of Osaka Japan Wants Olympic Torch Relay Canceled

[WhatInThe]

The mayor of Osaka Japan wants the Olympic torch relay cancelled. Says it would draw too many people.

https://apnews.com/article/tokyo-os...-relay-japan-b2e2651e5fc5d61cee3b2a49bbefde08

Japan also has officially banned international spectators and wants to reduce as much staff as possible.

https://www.reuters.com/article/oly...e-barred-from-olympics-in-japan-idUSKBN2BE0L7

 

[jujube]

Well, why not just have each athlete compete in their own living room and send in a video, huh? The committee could look at the videos and decide who's best....

OR, they could just give everyone who signs up a gold-colored plastic 1st place medal since according to modern-day philosophy we're ALL winners and nobody is a loser. That way nobody will get butt-hurt when they don't win....

 

[SetWave]

Sounds okay to me. Let's just stop screwing around with this damned thing.