Boy, if I had a nickel for every time somebody made a croc joke...I'd have $17.95 by now.
Finding your niche...
You also may be onto something;Cut down the tree, cut a length, debark it, cure it. Then saw it along the length, hollow it out, glue the halfs back together. Voila! Polish invention: a super Alpenhorn.
Or a pipe for a giant Sherlock Holmes.
Is this some sort of breakfast Rorschach test?