Men and their Toys. Literal TOYS?

[PeppermintPatty]

I'd totally be using that duck on the daily.

And if anyone else lived in the house , it would be ‘hey, can you get the duck.’

 

[VaughanJB]

And if anyone else lived in the house , it would be ‘hey, can you get the duck.’

And if someone left the phone off the hook, I'd say, "Hey! Who left the duck off!"

 

[PeppermintPatty]

And if someone left the phone off the hook, I'd say, "Hey! Who left the duck off!"

‘Duck off! ‘
That’s funny. Lol

 

[Fyrefox]

Besmirch not the furries, for I am one, species vulpine, subgroup greymuzzle. To quote the Cheshire Cat, “We’re all mad here,” it’s just that the preferred objects of our madness differ. Some are heavily into sports, some collect clothespins or marbles, others embrace our animal natures…different strokes, and all that jazz…

 

[fuzzybuddy]

I have a 3 foot high, 3D puzzle model of the Empire State Building. And I own 1 share of stock in it. Every 3 months, I get my share of the rent= 4 cents. And the weird thing is, it gets deposited right into my checking account.
Now, I want a model of the starship, Enterprise, NCC 1706..
And a drone with a camera.
And a model of a fully rigged sailing vessel.
And a flying model of a jet plane.

 

[George1959]

About two decades ago I've read the story of a young man. He had 300 teddybears and brought every single one of them to bed every evening. Ultimately his wife got a divorce.

 

[JBR]

Hey, what the duck? Some of you posters are having fun at my expense!