Men have to do this maybe 2 or 3 times in their lives.

Your granddad had to do it. Your father had to do it, and now, you have to do it. It's been 30 years since you bought new underwear, and the old ones are getting kind of ratty. Even the "going to the doctors" ones are way passed their prime. It's a time of great questioning. Do you keep the classic boxers? Briefs? Or, OMG!, pouches? Back in my dad's day, the Marines wore only boxers, not briefs, and neither did you. Then, if Joe Namath could wear panty hose, it was OK to wear briefs. But pouches??????? I have to get new underwear, and it's decisions, decisions, decisions. Well, at least they will be white, I'm no damn radical extremist.
 

Your granddad had to do it. Your father had to do it, and now, you have to do it. It's been 30 years since you bought new underwear, and the old ones are getting kind of ratty. Even the "going to the doctors" ones are way passed their prime. It's a time of great questioning. Do you keep the classic boxers? Briefs? Or, OMG!, pouches? Back in my dad's day, the Marines wore only boxers, not briefs, and neither did you. Then, if Joe Namath could wear panty hose, it was OK to wear briefs. But pouches??????? I have to get new underwear, and it's decisions, decisions, decisions. Well, at least they will be white, I'm no damn radical extremist.
When I saw your title, I couldn't even imagine what you were going to say... and I'm not going to tell you any of the possibilities that went through my much-too-creative mind. 😁 As for white... keep an open mind about that... there are some like dark blue that are really snazzy looking. Oh... and briefs. But I'm not a dude, so ignore me. 🩲
 
Your granddad had to do it. Your father had to do it, and now, you have to do it. It's been 30 years since you bought new underwear, and the old ones are getting kind of ratty. Even the "going to the doctors" ones are way passed their prime. It's a time of great questioning. Do you keep the classic boxers? Briefs? Or, OMG!, pouches? Back in my dad's day, the Marines wore only boxers, not briefs, and neither did you. Then, if Joe Namath could wear panty hose, it was OK to wear briefs. But pouches??????? I have to get new underwear, and it's decisions, decisions, decisions. Well, at least they will be white, I'm no damn radical extremist.
ROFL! :LOL:
 
I volunteer for various studies at our medical university. It's volunteer, but some studies pay you in gift cards.

I got $150 Amazon card from the most recent study.

I bought $80 worth of Dockers sports-briefs, which are a boxer-brief hybrid, and are not even available in white. I got the tropics vacation collection.

But they aren't replacing the 6 pairs of shorts I bought a decade or so ago. Those puppies are still "good"!
 
Don't we all have that backup pair of underwear in the back of the drawer?

You know...for men it's the one with the button missing at the front and for the ladies it's the one with the broken elastic string that you have to wrap around a dozen times.
 
Your granddad had to do it. Your father had to do it, and now, you have to do it. It's been 30 years since you bought new underwear, and the old ones are getting kind of ratty. Even the "going to the doctors" ones are way passed their prime. It's a time of great questioning. Do you keep the classic boxers? Briefs? Or, OMG!, pouches? Back in my dad's day, the Marines wore only boxers, not briefs, and neither did you. Then, if Joe Namath could wear panty hose, it was OK to wear briefs. But pouches??????? I have to get new underwear, and it's decisions, decisions, decisions. Well, at least they will be white, I'm no damn radical extremist.
Not in my family...all the women bought the mens' clothing on a regular basis.. still do...

And thank goodness for the Holly's of this world. I mean, I just don't notice such things. And to be completely frank, it's been so long since anyone has had any interest in my, erm, underwear....... I think the money could be better spent elsewhere. :D
 
So, the last ones I bought about 3 months ago are the pouches. They are great and I won't hesitate to buy them again. The boys have their own room, and life is good. Nothing gets smashed, scrunched, or out of place. Junior never wanders or gets lost. He's right where you left him. ;)
 
Boxer briefs. The boxers just aren't as comfortable.

The pouch is an interesting idea but I can't imagine what that feels like and it sounds like it would be expensive.
 


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