Mexican mayor weds crocodile

[RadishRose]

 

[hearlady]

Seeing the title of this thread, I didn't know what to expect... but I ended up laughing like a crazy-lady after reading the replies. You guys & ladies are hilarious with an awesome sense of humor. Thank you!

I did too. Genuinely funny!

 

[Jules]

This is a great thread. I almost didn’t read it. Thanks OP.

 

[horseless carriage]

Despite protestations from the bride, Crocodile Dundee did the honours of: "Best Man." Mind you, she kept a wary eye on that knife.

 

[bobcat]

I think she will probably dump him when she finds out he has reptile dysfunction.
He claims he doesn't have that problem, but I think he's in De Nile.

 

[Packerjohn]

Johnny Cash sang "Everybody Loves A Nut." I guess he was right.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

At first the couple thought two uninvited reptiles had crashed their private wedding...until they got a closer look!