Michigan Officer accused of theft. WPD asks for public opinion

Dogs are notable thieves when it comes to food. My dog hangs on me like a cheap fur stole on a call girl, but if I drop food on the floor, she owns it before I can even bend over to pick it up. I never seen a dog gobble up food so fast that has gone astray.

I was outside grilling chicken and burgers a few weeks ago when I had some friends over. One of the chicken thighs hit the deck and she had it in her mouth in only 2-3 seconds.
 
Paladin1950 said:
Man, was the title of this thread ever misleading! :LOL:
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I thought it was humorous. Dogs are quite the thief when it comes to food. I have seen my friend's dog take food from their baby while he is either lying on the floor eating a few Cheerios or right off of the baby's high chair tray that may have pieces of a cookie on it. They have no shame.

I keep small pieces of non grain treats in my pocket when I go to the park to watch the kids play ball or maybe if I decide to rollerblade. The dogs seem to know that I have food in my pocket because they will hang on me like white on rice. If I give one dog a little piece, 6 more show up, which I never saw to begin with. I am like "Where did they come from?" Kind of remind me of seagulls at the seashore.

Have you ever seen the Jack Nicholson movie "As Good As It Gets?" In the movie, Jack pretends he doesn't like the neighbor's little dog, but in reality, he does. He carries pieces of bacon in a transparent bag hoping the dog will approach him and making the owner thinks he likes Jack better than the owner (neighbor). It's all funny, yet so true.
 
My former co-worker left a plate of home baked blondies on the counter to cool and ran out to the store for a few minutes. When she returned the empty plate was in the hallway. Her Golden Retrievers refused to take responsibility.

Ice was set up.
 
A few years ago, my sister's dog (a lab-golden mix) opened the refrigerator, got a cantaloupe out, carried to to her bed and proceeded to eat it on her white duvet.

She sent me a photo of him laying on his back in the bed, holding the cantaloupe with his front paws, muzzle buried in the melon and melon guts spread everywhere.

He was very proud of himself. He made off with an amazing amount of foodstuffs in his 13 years. He was a master counter-surfer; being so big, he could reach about everything.

She had "puppy-raised" him for a service dog organization, but he was returned to her after his training with the reason being that he was "incorrigible" (their wording). Yep, that was him.
 
Standing at the stove one evening and just as I'd placed a hotdog in a bun,
this fella expertly and precisely snatched and gobbled it so smoothly and swiftly ...
I had to check my hand to see that it was actually gone. I was in awe of his abilities :ROFLMAO:
I didn't feel a thing and only caught a glimpse. Not sure I would have even made a good eye witness.

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Once when my two were still kittens, I had sliced a nice thick piece of bread off a french loaf. I put the rest back in the fridge, turned around only to see my calico with the big piece in her mouth exiting the counter. It was way too cute.
 

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