Minor annoyances

It never fails: I run into the grocery store only to find that I left the list at home
I stop at the convenience store for a cup of coffee and the decaf is empty (I drink half and half)
At church, we rise and sing a hymn out of the hymn book, but I can never find the page until the song is at least half over
 

I'm forever finding loose pills that I thought wound up in me, not behind a chest of drawers or another amazing someplace!
my bathroom cabinet has this design feature at the bottom that allows anything that hits the floor to go under there. only way to retrieve it is with the vacuum cleaner with the skinny attachment. i finally had to put a towel down in front of it to keep from losing my pills.
 
This minor irritant just happened for the 10,000th time. I live in the area code 570 land. So, if you want to dial another 570, you don't have to dial "1-" before the number. So, I dial a 570 number, and a tape comes on telling me that "the ten digit number system is operational in that area" and I have to hang up and redial with the "1-". Well, if they can make a tape and system to tell me that, why in the hell can't they just make a device that does it automatically to add the "1-" to the number?.
Ohh, if I ruled the world.
 

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