Modern day pizza ordering

[Pappy]

Sure isn't like it use to be:

[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- Hello! Gordon's Pizza? [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- No sir, it is Google Pizza. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- So, I have the wrong number? [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- No sir, Google bought Gordon's Pizza. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- OK. Take my order please ... [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- Well sir, you want the usual? [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- The usual? How do you know me? [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- According to your caller ID, the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheese, sausage, thick crust .. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- OK! OK! That's it. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- Sir, may I suggest to you this time ricotta cheese, arugula with sun-dried tomatoes? [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- No, I hate vegetables![/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- But your cholesterol is high! [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- How do you know? [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- Through the Lab subscriber's guide. We have the results of your blood tests for the last 7 years. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- Okay, but I want my regular pizza, I already take medicine. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- But sir, you have not taken your medicine regularly. Four months ago, you only purchased a box with 30 tablets at Drugsale Network. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- I bought more from another drugstore. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- It is not showing on your credit card. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- I paid in cash. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- But you did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- I have other sources of cash. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- This is not showing on your last Income-Tax return, unless you got it from an undeclared source. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without Wi-Fi or internet. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]Where there are no cell phones or satellites to spy on me. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport, as it has expired 5 weeks ago![/FONT][/FONT]
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[terry123]

That's about right. I do enjoy going online and ordering from Papa Johns. I mainly order during football season as if the Texans win we get 50% off. Maybe we will have a better season and I can eat more pizza.

 

[Pappy]

In Florida, we get 50% off on Mondays from Papa Jones. That's our pizza night.

 

[tnthomas]

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[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]- WHAT THE HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an Island without Wi-Fi or internet. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=.SF UI Display][FONT=.SFUIDisplay-Semibold]Where there are no cell phones or satellites to spy on me. [/FONT][/FONT]

Alright but,