More corny riddles

[debodun]

Guess the answers to these riddles:


1. What would you call a cookie with pork filling?



2. Why did the pig want to become a writer?



3. What did the veterinarian give to the pig for its rash?



4. Why was the surgeon given a ticket while driving to work?



5. Why did the dog like the new reclining chair?

 

[debodun]

No guesses? Here are the answers:

1. Pig Newtons

2. So it could use its pen name.

3. Oinkment.

4. For cutting people off.

5. It was a Barcalounger.