Most embarassing "party" moments!

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Denise1952

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Ok, I'll start, we have to behave now you guys/gals ( I know that's calling the kettle black, LOL), but I'll start out here:

I was still in my teens, and we all heard of a "giant" kegger, well, they do exaggerate, but this one did turn out "large", LOL! Big, new A-Frame back in the late 60's, when they were way popular;) My 2 best friends and I thought about it for days, couldn't wait until Friday night. So we get our primping done, Summer of course, and looking great(or so we thought) for a "hot Summer night"! And boys, boys, and more boys, oh boy!! LOL!!

So we get to the big gate that is open with a sign saying, "such and such" party;) After driving up a long graveled road (we lived out in Lookingglass OR) out of the dark, comes a an A-Frame house, just barely started, but with a roof, deck, no yard of course, but BIG, way big, 3 stories. Ok, so it's time to find the kegs, and cups, and begin to mingle. And so we did, listening to a stereo with huge speakers playin Steely Dan "Go back Jack" and numerous other great hits!

Well, we girls stuck together for the most part, and oh we always went to the toity together, you just didn't go alone, because you needed your buddies to reinforce "how good you thought you looked" LOL! Then we realized there was NO indoor plumbing, none. So it was head off for the trees. Ok, remember, no yards, just trees, some cleared brush for the home. So we found a nice big log to squat behind, all was well, or so we thought. There were others in the woods but we found some privacy behind that log. Did I mention it was dark, very dark. So we finish our biz, squat and get'er done as quickly as possible. Don't want to miss anything at the party. We are just about ready to make our ascent back up to the house, when we heard a moan which turned our head back to where we just relieved ourselves, the "log" was moving, not only that, it got up and staggered away. True story, cross my :love_heart: PS he was out of it, didn't know what hit him, if it did, LOL!
 
This didn't happen to me. It happened to my cousin. We had a rustic cottage on a pond. No bathroom. We had a party and my cousin had to go wee-wee. She decided to go wee-wee off the edge of the pier. Well, by that time, she had had a drink or ten. When she squatted to wee-wee, she fell right backward into the pond. I think that was the funniest thing I have ever seen. The water was shallow so she wasn't hurt.
 
drifter said:
That's funny nwlady. Somebody is going to get home smelling of something.
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I worked in the corporate office of a Fortune 500 Company when we opened a plant in Colby, Kansas. The new plant manager was a friend from the Denver area. They were having an Open House, a sort of get acquainted affair, and this plant manager, Jack, call the Operations manager, asking that I come up and be the speaker of the evening. Operations manager called me and asked if I would do it and i agreed to attend the event, representing the Corporate Office, and give the talk at the Grand Opening.

I had to fly to Denver then take a bush plane to Goodland, KS, rent a car and drive the 35 or 40 miles to Colby. My friend , Jack called and said I would find every one at the Country Club, he was throwing a party there. I arrive around three in the afternoon and found most everyone on their third drink. I spotted my friend and made my way to the group surrounding him. Jack introduced me all around, There was the City Attorney and his wife, the County attorney, the Mayor, the City Manager and the list went. When the introductions were over, Jack suggested i float, meet people, get acquainted.

A lady I'll describe as Aunt Suzzy, grabbed my arm and said, "Come on, handsome, let's get you a drink and I'll introduce you to the important people here you need to meet. Now Aunt Suzzy is a talker and she knows her way around. She told is the sister of the largest land owner in northern Kansas. She introduced me to the large farmers of the area.

Jack was having a dinner and a party at his house that evening following the event. The open house for the general public was not until the following evening. At six o'clock we were all leaving so we could change and relax a few minutes before dinner. Aunt Suzzy grabbed my arm and said, "Come on, I'll walk to to your car. We were out front and the thirty or forty couples were behind us. There were about eight steps leading down to the practice green with a sidewalk going around each side. Suzzy and I started down the steps with everyone following, when I sneezed.

When I opened my eyes, my top denture plate is bouncing down the steps onto the practice green, right there in front in front of God and everybody. Somebody behind us yelled, "Damn, he's going to make a hole in one. Sure enough, the plate hit the pin and feel in the hole. I am totally mortified. I advance quickly on the denture plate , took out a handkerchief from my inner sport jacket, picked up the plate and brushed them off, and quickly stuck themback in my mouth. I finally said, " It's hard for me to pass a practice green without trying a shot." Aunt Susie caught my arm again and said, come on Hon, don't let 'em see you sweat. My embarrassment was showing mightily. I was forty years old and that was one of my most embarrassing moments.
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This was a hoot, thanks for sharing it Drifter;)

Shirley said:
This didn't happen to me. It happened to my cousin. We had a rustic cottage on a pond. No bathroom. We had a party and my cousin had to go wee-wee. She decided to go wee-wee off the edge of the pier. Well, by that time, she had had a drink or ten. When she squatted to wee-wee, she fell right backward into the pond. I think that was the funniest thing I have ever seen. The water was shallow so she wasn't hurt.
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This one was so easy to picture Shirley, I sware I could see it happen! LOL! Thanks much, Denise;)

Meanderer said:
You gotta watch them "No Fly Zones"!
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Falcon said:
Two embarrassing times; Once when my fly was open and once when it was closed and should have been open.
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The 2nd time maybe pants on backwards?? LOL;)
 
My boys were 10 and 12, when I was 26, so we very close, and always playing jokes and pranks on each other. On Mother's Day, my boys gave me a hand crocheted bikini, and I couldn't wait to wear it.
We were big into water sking, so on that holiday we had a large sking party. I wore my new swim suit, an was proudly showing it off. At 5'5" at 105 pounds I pulling my self up out of the water easily, but the boys challenged me to start my run from a setting position on the pier.
As I was always challenging them to push their limits, I couldn't refuse.
Well I accomplished the odd take off, and made a 15 minute run before falling. Of course the boys had everyone standing on the pier to watch as the boat came back around to so I could make another run.
After I was up for no more than a minute or two, the bikini felt odd, (crochet stretces when wet),and the tie strings of the top came undone and the top flew off. Before I could let go and sink into the cover of the water, the bottom of the bikini's side strings came undone, and it too flew off.
Well of course I drop down into the cover of the water the oldest son took off with the boat, and left me stranded. I couldn't even flag another boat for a ride as I was nude. Finally a girlfriend borrowed a boat and brought me another swim suit.
Of course I was too tired from treading water to run after the little twerps, and after pranking them so many times I couldn't beat them as I so wanted to.:hit:
 
Oh geez Ina,

That was a great story!! I remember those crocheted bikinis! How hilarious, quite a story!! Thanks for sharing it, Denise:)
 
When I was 10 ish or so, I use to put on daredevil shows for my family. We lived in country so I had to entertain myself. I would do jumps and little tricks on my bike and the family would clap and cheer ( they probably were bored to death) and encourage me to bigger and better tricks.

Anyhow, as I was getting ready to set up for one of my sessions, I decided to paint a couple boards to make things look better. I went into the woodshed and reached up on the shelf to get a can of green paint. The can slipped out of my hand and the top came off and paint on my head, face, hair and some on my torso.

I went running into the house, screaming my head off and as I got to the front door, the Charles Chips man was just leaving and I scared the bejesus out of him. Mom looked at him and said "that's my boy."

This was before latex paint so kerosine was about the only thing that took off paint. I was a mess and I remember Mom saying that this is going to be a challenge. I got my face pretty clear up but my hair was a real problem. I remember the kids kidding my about my greenish hair and it took a couple weeks to finally get rid of it. I guess I was the original Boy with the Green Hair.
 
That was wonderful Pappy! OMG, lol;) You guys (and gals) really have some wonderful stories to tell, this is a blast! I tell you, it's so easy for me to "picture" it as you guys tell the stories, LOL!! Thanks Pappy:) Denise
 
Pappy said:
Denise, I just realized I was a little off topic. The thread is "party" embarrassments. Oh well. I goofed .But I'll never forget the paint thing.
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Pappy, if people weren't a little "off" I would never have any fun here! Bring it on! I love it when you share;) Denise
 
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