A state trooper notices a car driving 20 miles an hour on the highway and pulls it over. He sees that it's being driving by an elderly lady with two more in the back seat. The ladies in the back seat have horrified expressions on their faces, their hair is standing straight up and they're weeping hysterically.
"Ma'am, are you having trouble with your car?" he asks.
"Oh, officer, I know I was driving a little over the speed limit but if you are kind enough to just give me a warning instead of a ticket, I would be most grateful!" says the old lady.
"Ma'am, you were going way under the speed limit. That's almost as unsafe and going over the limit," he replies.
"But the speed limit sign says '17'", she cries.
"Ma'am, that's the Route Number...17...not the speed limit. The speed limit is 65 miles per hour. And what's wrong with your friends in the back seat?"
"I have no idea, Officer. They've been like that since we were on 95."
