My Doctor Is So Bad

[SeaBreeze]

My Doctor is so bad:


While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

I remember one time I told my doctor
I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice: "Don't answer it."

My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these — If they don't work, give me a ring."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,
He told me to stop going to those places.

 

[Pappy]

After breaking my hand, I asked the doc if I will be able to play the piano. Sure, he said.
Good I replied. I didn't know how before I broke it.

The circumcision doctor worked real cheap.
$50.00 a week plus tips.

I like your doc jokes too, SeaBreeze. Just added a couple.

 

[That Guy]

Doctor: Have you ever had this before?

Patient: Yes.

Doctor: Well, you've got it again...