The first time and last time I saw my mom really drunk was at a winery we stopped at when on vacation when I was 10. They had a sipping bar to taste before you bought. She tasted and tasted. She just could not make up her mind. So she tasted and tasted some more. By that time she was out of her mind. Dad had to take her to the car. I never saw my mom as drunk as that ever again.
But, I think that would be a really cool place to take a gal on a date. If you know what I mean.
Speaking of wine tasting,, my wife and I had to change planes in Atlanta. Since we had some time to kill, there was a wine shop that offered tastings. We tasted 3 wines and I was commenting on the various nuances of each wine. My wife was impressed with my expertise, until I told her I was reading the tasting notes under each glass!