My refrigerator has more fun than I do....

jujube

jujube

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I'm sitting here at 1:00 a.m. listening to my refrigerator, which seems to be having more fun than I am. Why, you might ask? The icemaker, when it's fixing to make some ice, sounds like someone having an orgasm. It groans, it makes long drawn-out moans, it whimpers. On occasion, it squeals.

The last time we had someone sleeping on the couch, I mentioned the next morning that I hoped the refrigerator didn't keep her awake. She looked at me in surprise and said, "I thought it was you two doing that! Sounded pretty loud to me."

I should be so lucky.
 

jujube said:
I'm sitting here at 1:00 a.m. listening to my refrigerator, which seems to be having more fun than I am. Why, you might ask? The icemaker, when it's fixing to make some ice, sounds like someone having an orgasm. It groans, it makes long drawn-out moans, it whimpers. On occasion, it squeals.

The last time we had someone sleeping on the couch, I mentioned the next morning that I hoped the refrigerator didn't keep her awake. She looked at me in surprise and said, "I thought it was you two doing that! Sounded pretty loud to me."

I should be so lucky.
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Hahahahahahahahahaha!! I should be that lucky too! It's been way too long! I enjoyed your story Jujube! :)
 
Ruthanne said:
Hahahahahahahahahaha!! I should be that lucky too! It's been way too long! I enjoyed your story Jujube! :)
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Count me in too!!Way too long. Wish my fridge made those sounds!! But I don't have an ice maker. My last one did but found out I don't use much ice any more.
 

jujube said:
I'm sitting here at 1:00 a.m. listening to my refrigerator, which seems to be having more fun than I am. Why, you might ask? The icemaker, when it's fixing to make some ice, sounds like someone having an orgasm. It groans, it makes long drawn-out moans, it whimpers. On occasion, it squeals.

The last time we had someone sleeping on the couch, I mentioned the next morning that I hoped the refrigerator didn't keep her awake. She looked at me in surprise and said, "I thought it was you two doing that! Sounded pretty loud to me."

I should be so lucky.
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Oh, bless and thank you for giving me the best laugh in a while! Well at my age 'fun' is very rarely at the top of my wish list but I'm sure they still make and sell helpful aids in the US as well as the UK.
 
I think maybe I would pass on the ice!!!

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I had a coffee maker that used to make x rated sounds . It would moan and gasp ,then take a deep breath and start all over again. It brought back memories ..................... :eek:
 
jujube said:
I'm sitting here at 1:00 a.m. listening to my refrigerator, which seems to be having more fun than I am. Why, you might ask? The icemaker, when it's fixing to make some ice, sounds like someone having an orgasm. It groans, it makes long drawn-out moans, it whimpers. On occasion, it squeals.

The last time we had someone sleeping on the couch, I mentioned the next morning that I hoped the refrigerator didn't keep her awake. She looked at me in surprise and said, "I thought it was you two doing that! Sounded pretty loud to me."

I should be so lucky.
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Lol....take care of that fridge.
 
Well, jujube, if your fridge was less than 18 years old, or 5 in Miss., and you allowed your fridge to emit "orgasmic" sounds; you could be guilty of solicitation , because nobody knows what that means. 60 Minutes could be setting up their cameras in front of your home, right now.
 
terry123 said:
Count me in too!!Way too long. Wish my fridge made those sounds!! But I don't have an ice maker. My last one did but found out I don't use much ice any more.
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Ours died a few years ago. The fridge is still awesome. We buy bag ice and dump it in the icemaker bin. That way it dispenses as if the thing actually works. I don't use ice in anything. My cold water is in the fridge. My diet soda is in the fridge. My Gatorade is in the fridge. My wife has to have ice with her iced tea which she drinks year round. When the daughters come over they use ice. So, we don't use all that much and it is probably cheaper than having a repairman out to fix the ice maker.
 
You know I just bought a new fridge a few weeks ago, maybe I should pay closer attention to the sounds in the kitchen.....I may even put my hearing aids in....:D
 
jujube said:
I'm sitting here at 1:00 a.m. listening to my refrigerator, which seems to be having more fun than I am. Why, you might ask? The icemaker, when it's fixing to make some ice, sounds like someone having an orgasm. It groans, it makes long drawn-out moans, it whimpers. On occasion, it squeals.

The last time we had someone sleeping on the couch, I mentioned the next morning that I hoped the refrigerator didn't keep her awake. She looked at me in surprise and said, "I thought it was you two doing that! Sounded pretty loud to me."

I should be so lucky.
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Grumpy Ol' Man said:
Sure hope my wife doesn't subscribe to SF and see I've been reading a thread where a number of ladies are "wishin' and hopin'" for..... well......:)
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Grumpy, I may be old but not dead yet! Nothing wrong with "hoping and wishin" and who knows what might happen. There might be a man out there for us after all!!
 
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