My Short-Lived Home Ownership Experience - Part 2

[SifuPhil]

This is what I found staring at me at the bottom of the stairs ...



Oooooo-kay, then.

Now that my skin was ghostly white and adrenalin was squirting out of my ears, I looked a bit further down the hall ...



No ... no ... this can't be ... this only happens in the movies ... I turned a corner and ...



That was it - I couldn't take any more. I turned and began running back to the stairway when THIS suddenly materialized in front of me ...






Needless to say I left the house without even bothering to sell it.

"American Dream" my eye!

 

[Jillaroo]

OMG If you are for real, i would have needed a change of panties for sure

 

[Pappy]

Whew..!!!!!

 

[Jillaroo]

Did you happen to meet Madam Lash down there Phil, looks like her abode

 

[SifuPhil]

If I had I'd still be living there.

 

[Jillaroo]

Such a shame :wink:

 

[Bullie76]

Just a man cave. What's the problem?

 

[SifuPhil]

Just a man cave. What's the problem?

Well, the big problem was that there was no beer!

 

[Falcon]

Phil, Ya shoulda stuck it out. It's a real fixer-uppah; a little paint, some duct tape and WD-40 and

she's as good as new.

 

[SifuPhil]

Phil, Ya shoulda stuck it out. It's a real fixer-uppah; a little paint, some duct tape and WD-40 and

she's as good as new.

If I had a nickel for every time I said that ... whether about a house, a car or a gal ...

 

[Anne]

Today's adventurous girl would love that...especially if she likes dolls.

 

[Jambi]

<------ Looking forward to chapter 3.

 

[SifuPhil]

<------ Looking forward to chapter 3.

Unfortunately that's the end of the line for home ownership for me. I've tried a few other times and been rewarded with pain, desolation and splinters.