My Thanksgiving avatar especially for you!

[Ralphy1]

And, if you are good, a special body part avatar for Xmas...

 

[BlondieBoomer]

And, if you are good, a special body part avatar for Xmas...

Ralphy, don't be a tease.

 

[Ralphy1]

Be a good little girl and be patient...

 

[IKE]

And, if you are good, a special body part avatar for Xmas...

Hmmm, special body part picture eh ?........Father don't do it, we've heard through the grapevine that it's REALLY TINY and we'll never be able to see it.

Wait a minute, you were talking about your pinky finger......Right ?

 

[Ralphy1]

And if you are a good little boy you might get a big surprise this year...

 

[Pookie]

And, if you are good, a special body part avatar for Xmas...

Cool! A nostril with mistletoe stuck in it!

That reminds me, we can probably do without my cat barf avatar for the holiday season ...

 

[Ralphy1]

Ho, ho, freaking ho! Santa has something a little more appealing for all the good little girls and boys, so be good...

 

[Pookie]

Ho, ho, freaking ho! Santa has something a little more appealing for all the good little girls and boys, so be good...

LOL!

A couple of years ago, I was trying a new stuffing recipe for Christmas dinner and I called my Mom-in-law with a question on Christmas morning. She answered the phone saying, "Ho, ho, ho!"

I said, "You called me a what?"

 

[Ralphy1]

How about gobble, gobble for Thanksgiving, that's my greeting...

 

[Pookie]

How about gobble, gobble for Thanksgiving, that's my greeting...

Then I'd say, "Sorry to interrupt dinner!"

 

[Ralphy1]

Excellent timing! I'll have to try that...nthego:

 

[Pookie]

Thanksgiving voicemail greeting:

"Sorry I can't come to the phone. I'm trying to stuff seasoned bread crumbs up a turkey's butt and the monster won't hold still. Please leave a message."

 

[Ralphy1]

That message might raise some interesting questions...

 

[Pookie]

Well, I don't know about you, but if I called someone and their voicemail said that, I think I'd wait til Nov. 27 or so to try calling again.

 

[IKE]

Thanksgiving voicemail greeting:

"Sorry I can't come to the phone. I'm trying to stuff seasoned bread crumbs up a turkey's butt and the monster won't hold still. Please leave a message."

Hey Pookie, I know that a person can bake or fry a turkey but have you ever tried to smoke one ?......I've tried and tried but no matter which end I puff on I never can get them to light.

 

[Ralphy1]

Santa is not pleased with this conversation turning a perverted corner. But if you got some good stuff be sure to leave some out for your jolly old friend.

 

[Pookie]

Hey Pookie, I know that a person can bake or fry a turkey but have you ever tried to smoke one ?......I've tried and tried but no matter which end I puff on I never can get them to light.

Your turkey's too moist.