Did you know you're 10 times more likely to be robbed in your home town than in New York city?
That's because you don't live in New York City
Tony
Born in Brooklyn, lived in Queens until I was 5, lived in Manhattan and Brooklyn for 12 years then the Westchester suburbs for 22 more years.
It's the greatest city on Earth but I just don't want to pay the price of living there, psychologically, financially or otherwise. Happy to visit and do so frequently.
A drunk woman, stark naked, gets into a taxi in New York City.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman, but made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said
"What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you seen a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish guy slowly answered "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasnt staring at you like you tink. Dat vould not be proper."
The woman giggled and responded "Well, if you're not staring at my boobs or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He paused for a moment, then told her
“Vell.... M'am, I am looking, and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in Da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?"
Tony
A Cowboy from Ft. Worth, Texas walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer.
The Cowboy told the loan officer that he was going to Paris for an international festival for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.
The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the old cowboy handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The ole cowboy produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.
Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the cowboy from the south for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's private underground garage and safely parked it.
Two weeks later, the ole cowboy returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out on Dunn & Bradstreet and found that you are a Distinguished Alumni From Texas A&M, a highly sophisticated investor and a multi-millionaire with real estate and financial interests all over the world. Your investments include a large number of wind turbines around Sweetwater, Texas . What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The good 'ole Texas boy replied, 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when I return?'
Tony
An Amish family takes a day off to visit New York City
An Amish family takes a day off to visit New York City.
They drive their wagon all the way into Time Square because they want to find a hotel with a room overlooking all of the cool sights they have never seen. The husband drops his wife and kids off at the front door of a super fancy hotel and he drives off to go look for a parking spot.
His wife is enamored with everything she is experiencing. There are blinking lights, and giant advertisements and so many sounds she has never heard. She eventually heads toward the hotel lobby and is startled by the doors that open automatically as soon as she walks near.
In the lobby she notices there are so many machines that do seemingly magical things! She sees a few people approach a machine, put a cup underneath and press a button, and it fills the cup with steaming hot coffee. She thinks to herself, ‘I’ve gotta try this.’ So she walks up to the machine, inserts a cup, and presses the button. Sure enough, there’s hot delicious coffee.
She also sees a machine where you put in a few quarters and it gives you a pre-packaged snack or soda. She is in awe, so she tries it. After a few dollars and pressing a few buttons, she has a coke and a bag of cookies. She can’t believe how awesome this place is! To her, it seems like they have a machine that can do anything.
After getting a room, the person at the front desk points her and her kids toward the elevators. Having no idea what they do, but too embarrassed to say, she walks over and decides to watch and see what happens.
Yet again, to her surprise, this machine seems to do the impossible.
As she watches, a frail 80 year old man presses the button, and with his cane, he walks through the open doors into the little room. The doors shut and she is left waiting to see what happens. 30 seconds later, a 25 year old, buff and gorgeous man walks out of the little room.
The woman looks to her son and says, “I think I know what this does. Go get your father.”
Tony
Did you know you're 10 times more likely to be robbed in your home town than in New York city?
That's because you don't live in New York City
Tony
Oops, sorry for intruding. What a gentleman you are! You do whatever you want, 'cause whatever you do, it's working!
Any reminders of the Original Indigenous First Nations occupation?
Great videos and photos, thanks FastTrax. New York - a fabulous place IMO
The Native American dancing girl is beautifulPart: 4B Manhattan continued.
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www.smithsonianmag.com/history/true-native-new-yorkers-can-never-truly-reclaim-their-homeland-180970472/
www.boweryboyshistory.com/2020/07/sad-tale-lenape-original-native-new-yorkers.html
www.6sqft.com/mapping-manahatta-10-lenape-sites-in-new-york-city/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aboriginal_title_in_New_York
www.native-languages.org/york.htm
www.washington-heights.us/audubon-terrace-museum-group/
www.wnyc.org/story/manhattans-indigenous-people-hold-first-pow-wow-city-1700s/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Minuit
Born in Brooklyn, grew up on Staten Island, now a couple of hours up Route 17.
Wouldn’t be caught dead in NYC after the pandemic, the NYPD issues with the mayor and governor... very sad.
Most of those pictures look like they came off tourist brochures, people are leaving in droves!!!!!
As for NYPD MOF's and NYSP Troopers they are just pawns in the Cuomo deBlasio power play and a very good interagency relationship that was fast deteriorating after the troopers were ordered to shadow NYPD on calls then started running radar on the Henry Hudson Parkway, Cross Bronx Expressway and the Bronx River Parkway tanked when NYPD HWY-1 arrested a NYS Trooper who was inebriated and fell asleep at the wheel of his car in the Bronx. This NYPD/NYSP back and forth is a whole lot worst then the NYPD/FDNY hockey fiasco. Keep in touch.
Darn Trax, what's wrong with folks up there?
I can't afford to live anywhere else. Inherited a coop, the one I grew up in, and the monthly maintenance is so low I'm stuck. Miss living somewhere else, but like living near my son/grandson. Bloom where I was planted I guess.Very true and on point about the realities of living somewhere one can't afford.
Loved flying over NYC. What a site from 2000 feet while landing.