New Apple Technology

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Son_of_Perdition

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Read where Apple is patenting the technology that they hope will prevent the new iPhones landing on their face when dropped. I wonder, 'Do they plan on strapping them onto the back of a cat?' I can see inherent problems already, have you ever tried to hold a cat still while driving and making an important call? Or, 'What cat will sit patiently while you try to answer a text?' Looks like a lot of trouble and it won't address the feral cat problems that plague America now.

http://consumerist.com/2014/12/02/a...event-dropped-iphones-from-landing-face-down/
 

If it's the - Back O' Cat - method they may have developed another new money making concept. They would require all cat owner's pay a licensing fee because they now own the technology.
 

Vivjen said:
Bet they are practising on buttered pieces of toast...
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There are contradicting theories about that, I wondered whether margarine would work since there are so many lactose intolerant users out there. But alas I was informed that only butter works. They have experimented combining the cat and buttered toast see video below of other products tested with these theories.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc

They next tried just buttering the belly of the cat but that only resulted in a bunch of really angry cats.
 
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