New jingle.

[Falcon]

I'm thinking of writing a new jingle for kids. How does this sound:

A trio of rodents with impaired vision pursued the wife of an agriculturist who,

with the aid of an instrument commonly used for the dissection of animal tissue,

severed their terminal appendages.

Perceive the manner in which they ambulate.

D'ya think the kids will like it?

 

[Aunt Bea]

Falcon,

You're no Andrew Dice Clay, keep at it!

 

[Falcon]

Well, At least I didn't use any dirty words.

 

[Ruth n Jersey]

I'm not sure Falcon, I will try it out on my Grandsons when the parents aren't in earshot. Unfortunately, I have a feeling they will love it.

 

[Butterfly]

I'm thinking of writing a new jingle for kids. How does this sound:

A trio of rodents with impaired vision pursued the wife of an agriculturist who,

with the aid of an instrument commonly used for the dissection of animal tissue,

severed their terminal appendages.

Perceive the manner in which they ambulate.

D'ya think the kids will like it?

Sounds like something a lawyer would write! HA!

 

[Toomuchstuff]

Very politically correct. It can't offend any body !

 

[Ken N Tx]

Hang onto your day job!!!

 

[Sunny]

I don't know, Falcon, have you tried singing it as a round, like the original version?

 

[Falcon]

Yeah Sunny. Fun, fun, especially when you have more than two groups participating.

How about, "Row row row your boat gently down the stream.

Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.

Life is but a dream.