News of the Weird from Florida....

[jujube]

Okay, I've heard it all.

Today's News of the Weird: It usually it starts off with "Florida man...." and then goes on to relay the latest shenanigans.

But today's news is "Pittsburg man sexually molests manatee statue in St. Pete restaurant." Apparently he was in the process of being thrown out and, by darn, he was gonna show them a thing or two!

Hey, we have enough weirdos of our own......we don't need to import them.

Needless to say, alcohol was considered to be a factor in the incident.

 

[OldFeller]

They don't have Manatee statues in Pittsburgh. It was an honest mistake anyone from elsewhere could have made.

I'm wondering just how alluring the statue is.

 

[Pappy]

Now really. How could you not want to take her up in your arms..

 

[Gardenlover]

Probably thought it was a mermaid.

 

[VaughanJB]

 

[jujube]

Now, I did read once that the ancient sailors thought manatees were mermaids because lactating manatees have breasts.

I'm trying to figure out how long you'd have to be at sea that you'd think a manatee was a mermaid.......

 

[Manatee]

My daughter has a license plate on her car that has a picture of a Manatee on it.

 

[Jace]

Yah..saw that..on the "news"... sheesh!

 

[OldFeller]

My daughter has a license plate on her car that has a picture of a Manatee on it.

Just don't drive it through Pittsburgh!