No Urinals On New Aircraft Carrier

[Trade]

Bull Defecation!

I didn't say I had a prostate problem!

Quit putting words in my Bladder!

Hal

OK.

Whatever.

I shouldn't assume you have the same old age condition I do.

My bad.

 

[HiDesertHal]

That's Bull Feces, Hal

There's another obscure name for it too, John...BULLSHIT!

Hal

 

[Ken N Tx]

I sit down too, simply because it's neater!

No wavering streams and no dribbles down your clothes.

The wife likes it better too!

hdh

In other words you do it for the same reason I do. You're old and your prostate has enlarged to the point where you can't put out a decent stream anymore.

Take 1/2 of ****** to clear your slippers!!!

 

[Manatee]

Some guys have never been housebroken/properly toilet trained. They leave the seat down and splatter all over it making a mess for the next user, and that is the best reason to have urinals.

Some of the plumbing manufacturers make/did make urinals for the ladies. I don't know any more about them, someone else will have to fill us in on them.

 

[Ken N Tx]

Some guys have never been housebroken/properly toilet trained. They leave the seat down and splatter all over it making a mess for the next user, and that is the best reason to have urinals.

Some of the plumbing manufacturers make/did make urinals for the ladies. I don't know any more about them, someone else will have to fill us in on them.

 

[HiDesertHal]

OK.

Whatever.

I shouldn't assume you have the same old age condition I do.

My bad.

Never assume, Trade. It makes an ASS out of U and ME!

 

[fuzzybuddy]

The carrier may be a huge ship. But it still is a ship.
Have you ever tried to use a urinal in bad weather?

 

[Manatee]

The carrier may be a huge ship. But it still is a ship.
Have you ever tried to use a urinal in bad weather?

Yes and it was never a problem. The largest Navy ship I ever sailed on was a destroyer. I spent 2 years on an LST, they really rolled.