Nonsensical words, sayings, phrases, and poems.

OregonGuy

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Caution: It may be very difficult to forget the following ...

Algie saw a Bear
The Bear saw Algie
The Bear was Bulgy
The Bulge was Algie

Fuzzy-Wuzzy was a Bear
The Bear was Fuzzy
Fuzzy-Wuzzy was NOT Fuzzy
Was He?
 

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regardless of what you say..
there is no such word as irregardless
even the spell checker says its wrong
 

Jabberwocky

Jabberwocky​

BY LEWIS CARROLL
’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand;
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

’Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.


 

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