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[Pappy]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
Each had a dollar and a quarter.
Jill came down with $2.50
I don't think they went after water.

 

[RadishRose]

21st Century Nursery Rhymes # 8

Little Jack Horner sat in the corner
Of a fashionable eatery
When his food arrived in its design contrived
He said “What’s this supposed to be?”

http://www.peculiar-poetry.com/paul-curtis/short/nursery-rhyme-parodies/