Oh deer, just when you had it sold

The spring and fall mule deer migration on hwy 97, tween Chemult and Chiloquin, was a gauntlet
You could see their shiny eyes all lined up, ready to cross

Dare not drive it at dusk or dawn
Don't know how I missed the six or eight that dashed in front of me one fall evening
'bout a nine on the pucker scale
 

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I live in deer country. Most of my neighbors have hit deer with their cars. As you are facing a deer, it will run away either to your right, or your left. Prey animals do this. If the deer is on the side of the road and you're in your car, it will run either to your right or your left. That means 50% of the time, a deer will run in front of your car. My last encounter cost me $5,000.
Just watching the deer play tag with each other in my yard, they are extremely agile animals
 
Nobody plays a deer better than Dean Winters in the Allstate commercial. - -What, you’ve never seen a deer wearing a suit before?! šŸ™€

 


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