Oh, God! Why are you reading this?

It's spider season. Every year I get lots of black spiders about this time. They seem to collect around water sources like the sinks in the bathroom & kitchen. I spotted a big black spider in the kitchen. I tried to sneak up on him and swat him, but the little sucker was fast. They'll run and hide or play dead. I chased him until he ran under the molding. Here I am with this massive brain, and I'm out witted by a thing the size of capital letters in this post.
 

Barny, the bear got into my trash last night. For a bear, he's rather neat. He doesn't strew trash all over the yard, he just chews through the bag to get the goodies. Barny's mom was a 600 lb. bear. She wouldn't bother with taking the lid off a trash can, she'd just shred the can in two. When she got finished, your trash looked like confetti, all over the yard.
What amazes me about the bear is his coat. It's thick, velvety, shiny black. When I get up in the morning, I look like I'm the one, who slept on the floor of a cave for 4 months.
And I'm the great big game hunter, killed me three spiders yesterday. I finally got the one in the kitchen. He might have out smarted me yesterday, but I have the ultimate weapon- size 13 Extra wide shoes.
 
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