Oh, God! Why are you reading this?

I did not mow the lawn yesterday, but it was not due to "procrastination". I went out and asked the Great Grass God, if the conditioners were right for mowing the lawn. Then the Great Grass God spoketh unto me, saying, "Verily no". You don't want to peeve off a Great Grass God. The Great Grass God hinted that maybe later on in the week, omens will align and be favorable.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
 

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