Old Enough to Know Better?

"Old Enough to Know Better but Still Too Young to Care". That could be the mantra of my former neighbour, name of Patricia. She was an older lady, probably mid sixties at the time. Pat was a sun worshiper insomuch that she liked to sun bathe topless in her garden. There's no sort of modesty shrubbery between our properties, just a dividing fence. When the sun came out, so did Pat's old floppies.

My reaction was to ignore her when she was sun bathing, but a golden opportunity arose when I spotted a suitable birthday card. On the front was a picture of a more mature woman wearing a bikini, inside the caption read:
"Why older women shouldn't sunbathe topless.
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Pat thought the card was hilarious and framed it.
 
horseless carriage said:
"Old Enough to Know Better but Still Too Young to Care". That could be the mantra of my former neighbour, name of Patricia. She was an older lady, probably mid sixties at the time. Pat was a sun worshiper insomuch that she liked to sun bathe topless in her garden. There's no sort of modesty shrubbery between our properties, just a dividing fence. When the sun came out, so did Pat's old floppies.

My reaction was to ignore her when she was sun bathing, but a golden opportunity arose when I spotted a suitable birthday card. On the front was a picture of a more mature woman wearing a bikini, inside the caption read:
"Why older women shouldn't sunbathe topless.
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Pat thought the card was hilarious and framed it.
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Yesterday there was a bit on Facebook. A 100 year old lady was chatting with Jay Leno. She said she went somewhere and it was very windy so she was holding her hat on and her dress flew up. A man said to her "lady you know you are showing everything you've got". Her answer was "what's down there is 100 years old, my hat is new!". Leno fell apart laughing.
 
mrstime said:
Yesterday there was a bit on Facebook. A 100 year old lady was chatting with Jay Leno. She said she went somewhere and it was very windy so she was holding her hat on and her dress flew up. A man said to her "lady you know you are showing everything you've got". Her answer was "what's down there is 100 years old, my hat is new!". Leno fell apart laughing.
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Priceless!
 
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