'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN
'Getting a little action' means you don't need
'OLD' IS WHEN
'Getting a little action' means you don't need
to take a laxative today.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
to use the bathroom.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your spouse offers you super sex, and you reply,
"I'll have the soup."
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your spouse offers you super sex, and you reply,
"I'll have the soup."
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.
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