Me, watching the snowboarding competition: "Wow, what a great jump!"
Commentator: "Well, that was certainly an excellent Backward 360 Yamagoochy Half-Twist Double Twizzler Tail Grab with a 180 Swizzle-Stick approach to the Full Metal Jacket 3/4 Pipe!"
Me: "Yeah, that's what I meant...."
Meanwhile, back to Curling, where it's either a rock or a stone, depending on where it is.......