IKE
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- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
Ken returns home from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor told him that he only has 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis Ken asks his wife for sex.....naturally she agrees and they make mad passionate love.
About six hours later Ken goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I only have eighteen more hours to live and I was wondering if we could have sex again ?".......of course his loving wife agrees and they make love again.
Later as they were getting ready for bed Ken looks at his watch and realizes that he only has eight more hours to live so he turns to his wife and says, "honey could we make love one more time before I die ?"......she replies, "why of course dear" and they make love for the third time and afterwards she rolls over and goes to sleep.
Ken however worried about his impending death tosses and turns and realizes that he now only has four more hours to live.
He gently taps his wife sleeping wife on the shoulder and says, "honey I only have four more hours to live do you think we could........
At this point his slightly irritated, tired and sleepy wife wakes up and says, "Listen Ken, enough is enough !!......I have to get up and go to work in four hours and you don't".
Given the prognosis Ken asks his wife for sex.....naturally she agrees and they make mad passionate love.
About six hours later Ken goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know I only have eighteen more hours to live and I was wondering if we could have sex again ?".......of course his loving wife agrees and they make love again.
Later as they were getting ready for bed Ken looks at his watch and realizes that he only has eight more hours to live so he turns to his wife and says, "honey could we make love one more time before I die ?"......she replies, "why of course dear" and they make love for the third time and afterwards she rolls over and goes to sleep.
Ken however worried about his impending death tosses and turns and realizes that he now only has four more hours to live.
He gently taps his wife sleeping wife on the shoulder and says, "honey I only have four more hours to live do you think we could........
At this point his slightly irritated, tired and sleepy wife wakes up and says, "Listen Ken, enough is enough !!......I have to get up and go to work in four hours and you don't".
