It's official
70 now, today
Lordy
I have held to years of age beginning at conception
So, I’ve been claiming 70 for the last nine months
And why not
As for what folks call ‘birth’ (going thru the canal), is a misconception
Hell, that’s just goin’ outside
Here’s where I came to be
Kinda fitting, huh
Anyway, gonna have my happy birthday breakfast of oatmeal
Gonna have my happy birthday cup of java
Then, the happy birthday poop
See where this is goin’?
Yeah, everthing is a happy birthday event today
And why not
Didn’t think I’d get here, let alone 50
Not due to health, but due to misjudgments in difficult situations I let myself get into
But, hey, that’s all passed
I know, I know, several of you cool ol’ dudes and dudettes are up into yer 80s
But still
70 has gotta be wunna them special milestones
Gonna go outside now
….and have my happy birthday pee