Paint you a scenario

Mr. Ed

Be what you is not what you what you ain’t
Location
Central NY
My wife decides to use the snowblower for the first time because I am laid up from surgery. I showed her how to start it, forward/reverse, engage augur then I went inside to shower. Just as I was about to finish showering my wife called out asking how to shutdown the snowblower.

For a clearer picture I have to wear a belly wrap for tummy tuck support. Two clear plastic tubes and their containers are attached below my belly button for drainage. They hang below my knees unless held in hands or attached to belly wrap, maneuvering is difficult and there is no way to instruct my wife how to shut down the snowblower without physically showing her how. No time for clothing, bare naked and two grenade size bulbs filled with color cherry red, I hollered through the laundry room into the opened doored garage to push the power slide lever to the right until motor stops.
If only the exercise were that easy, she couldn't hear me over the engine sound and we tried again until she got jest of the action.
 

Ha! I did that the first time I got an ATV! I drove full blast, hit a arroyo,
went twelve feet straight down and straight up the other side.
I didn't know how to shut it off! I was fine but black and blue all over!
 


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