password

[jet]

Paddy has the following password at work....
> MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyDublin When his boss asked him
> why he had such a long password he replied.. " Bejazus! are yez feckin'
> stupid? I was told my password had to be at least 8 characters and include
> one capital! "

 

[jujube]

Me: What's the wifi password here?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a rum and coke.

Bartender: Is bar stock okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Bartender: $6.

Me: There you go. So, I've bought a drink. What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

 

[jujube]

Apparently you can't use BEEFSTEW as a password. It's not stroganoff.

What is Tom Hanks' password? 1forest1

 

[jujube]

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.

USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.

USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain 1 numerical character.

USER: 1 boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot have blank spaces.

USER: 1boiledcabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must contain at least one upper case character.

USER: 1BLOODYboiledcabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot use more than one upper case character consecutively.

USER: 1BloodyBoiledCabbageShovedDownYourThroatIfYouDon'tGiveMeAccessNow!

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password cannot contain punctuation.

USER: ReallyPissedOff1BloodyBoiledCabbageShovedDownYourThroatIfYouDontGiveMeAccessNow

WINDOWS: Sorry, that password is already in use.​

 

[Jace]

Laughed my bloody head off with that one.
Really good one.