Patrick the Pony is mayor of an English town

Not at all. And he's probably a lot nicer than some I could mention.

Didn't Caligula do the same thing way back in ancient Rome? I think he made his horse a senator.
 

Patrick the Pony is mayor of an English town.


And why not?

A conversation recently overheard in the village of Cockington.....

"Mr Mayor, can you tell us what you are going to do for the villagers?"

"First of all, I'll be neighing around the neighbourhood, because I'm a neighbourly sort of chap, and, over the coming weeks I'll be visiting folk's fields to graze their grass, a sort of community lawnmower don't you know, have you got any carrots?" 😊
 

Patrick the Pony is mayor of an English town.


And why not?

A conversation recently overheard in the village of Cockington.....


"Mr Mayor, can you tell us what you are going to do for the villagers?"

"First of all, I'll be neighing around the neighbourhood, because I'm a neighbourly sort of chap, and, over the coming weeks I'll be visiting folk's fields to graze their grass, a sort of community lawnmower don't you know, have you got any carrots?" 😊
neigh...bourly... :LOL:
 
Ah, the English! What would we do without them? 😁
Must be something in the water:
thatchback.jpg
A Wiltshire publican has treated his Morris
1000 Traveller car to a rustic makeover,
by making a thatched roof for it.
Mr Jim Goodland now can be seen as he
drives through the streets near his
pub, The King's Head, in the village of
Whiteparish, near Salisbury, Wiltshire, England.
thought_day.jpg
There's a poetic road sweeper who has
built up a cult fan club by inscribing daily
inspirational messages in the sand at another
seaside resort in South England.
Steve Fox carves out his thought for the day
in the sand on the pavement at Orcombe Point
in the holiday resort of Exmouth, Devon, England.
the buskers.jpg
Busker Charlie Cavey singer plays his guitar
whilst squeezed inside a tiny metal litter bin.
The 30-year-old singer plays his guitar in
Cambridge, city centre, England.
Cambridge is a city used to street performers;
buskers often play songs but have to add funny
and entertaining elements to grab people's
attention and earn more money from passersby.
the fresh_air2.jpg
Fresh air has now been bottled by Britain's National Trust so that it can
be given to stressed city workers.
The bottled air is from some of the country's favourite spots and each
glass jar should relieve stress for up to 10 minutes we have heard.
The air comes from different locations, including Townend on the shores of
Lake Windermere in Cumbria, Stourhead in Wiltshire and Box Hill, Surrey.

The trust hit upon the fresh-air-in-bottle idea after a survey showed
that 60% of people found a breath of fresh air helped reduce stress.
 

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