truespock
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Peanut butter, use it well says Jiff mom Funicello
In PBJ's on TV trays, they'll keep you feelin' mellow.
It's nearly as American as mom and apple pie
But I need, you see, a BLT or else I'm going to cry.
I'd rather have a tuna melt or even watercress
For the greasy, crunchy stuff you love will cause me much duress.
I'm pleased you're so devoted, it's a sign of real class
But should small sips pass o'er these lips it'll knock me on my ass.
In PBJ's on TV trays, they'll keep you feelin' mellow.
It's nearly as American as mom and apple pie
But I need, you see, a BLT or else I'm going to cry.
I'd rather have a tuna melt or even watercress
For the greasy, crunchy stuff you love will cause me much duress.
I'm pleased you're so devoted, it's a sign of real class
But should small sips pass o'er these lips it'll knock me on my ass.