Playing Accordingly
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Pappy
Living the Dream
Aunt Bea
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Pappy
Living the Dream
Aunt Bea
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- Near Mount Pilot
Strip Polka!!!
Aunt Bea
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Party til the cows come home!!!
jujube
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Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
Q: Why does everyone hate an accordion right off?
A: Saves time.
Q: How do you get a million dollars?
A: Start off with 2 million and buy an accordion store.
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Q: What's a gentleman?
A: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?
A: People cry when you chop up an onion.
Marriage is like playing the accordion. It looks easy until you try it.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina?
A: The accordion takes longer to burn.
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?
A: Hide it in an accordion case.
Q: What do you call a cow that plays the accordion?
A: A moo-sician
Q: What do you call an accordion player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a macaw?
A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
Q: What's an accordion good for?
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Q: What do you call twenty accordions at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What is the perfect weight for an accordion player?
A: 3 and a half pounds including the urn.
Q: Why do musicians leave their accordions on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a successful accordion player?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.
Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a mortgage.
Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
A fellow leaves his accordion in his car and leaves it unlocked.
He is two blocks away when he realises this and runs back to lock his car.
When he gets back to his car he finds three more accordions in it!
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of accordion players. They called ground control with a list of demands.
Then they told the negotiator if their demands aren't met they will release one accordion player an hour.
A: The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
Q: Why does everyone hate an accordion right off?
A: Saves time.
Q: How do you get a million dollars?
A: Start off with 2 million and buy an accordion store.
Q: What's the range of an accordion?
A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
Q: What's a gentleman?
A: Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?
A: People cry when you chop up an onion.
Marriage is like playing the accordion. It looks easy until you try it.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a concertina?
A: The accordion takes longer to burn.
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?
A: Hide it in an accordion case.
Q: What do you call a cow that plays the accordion?
A: A moo-sician
Q: What do you call an accordion player without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a macaw?
A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a bird.
Q: What's an accordion good for?
A: Learning how to fold a map.
Q: What do you call twenty accordions at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q: What is the perfect weight for an accordion player?
A: 3 and a half pounds including the urn.
Q: Why do musicians leave their accordions on the dashboard?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a successful accordion player?
A: A guy whose wife has 2 jobs.
A: The garbage gets taken out once a week.
Q: What's the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a mortgage.
Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?
A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
Q: What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline.
A fellow leaves his accordion in his car and leaves it unlocked.
He is two blocks away when he realises this and runs back to lock his car.
When he gets back to his car he finds three more accordions in it!
A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of accordion players. They called ground control with a list of demands.
Then they told the negotiator if their demands aren't met they will release one accordion player an hour.
hauntedtexan
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Aunt Bea
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- Location
- Near Mount Pilot
RadishRose
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- Connecticut, USA
I loved the guy's facial expressions as he played the Star Wars theme!
Wintermint
Member
I have a very romantic attachment to French accordion music. I go to France regularly for holidays and fantasise about driving down sunny dappled lanes in a Citroen 2CV in the 1950s. You can do that even today - the dappled lanes that is! Ages ago, when cassette tape was still around I put together a playlist and as soon as we got off the ferry clicked it on and revelled in the fantasy of a France I love to this day, but maybe never existed. Here's a tune I recorded.