Please Say This Isn't True!

Fmdog44said: "A Minnesota company has created self-cleaning underwear that doesn't need to be washed...and can go for weeks and even months without washing. The company conceded some people may think that it is gross but said as long as users "let them air out for a few hours after a day of use, they smell as fresh as unworn underwear.'"

This idea stinks.

It confirms that there are no more good invention ideas left for making a fortune.
 

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And, what if (like me) you are prone to farting and following through, then these undies would have to come off and be laundered to remove all the 'skidmarks'? :LOL:
 

But homeless people mostly live on the streets.
Do we really want "users airing their underwear for a few hours after a day of use"
on the streets of our cities as the Minnesota Company suggests?
It’s not like they are going to hang them on your fence but even if they did so what? With the amount of dog crap and cat crap on my lawn from neighbors animals, and strays, what’s a few pieces of underwear?
 
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In boot camp we were stuck wearing the clothes we arrived in for the first week. We had dress and to snap to attention next to our bunks every morning so I simply tossed my socks and undies, went commando, and wore my sweatshirt, jeans and deck shoes. EZ.

My mom tried insisting that I wear a suit and tie. A SUIT!?!?! :oops:
 


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