Aaaaaaahahahahaha!! I did!
This was toooooooo funny. I was going to work in the Army when I was a company commander, a Captain. I lived off post and all of a sudden in my rearview mirror, I see this Ford Crown Victoria with a little bitty blue light on its dashboard. We'd been warned about a "blue light bandit" so I thought, okay....let's see. I wasn't speeding but I was driving a red Mustang. Those are pretty much cop magnets anyway LOL!
Mmmmmmkay. I pull over, and the first thing I noticed was he did NOT put his hand on the rear of the car. Big no-no. All officers who stop cars leave their handprint on your car in case they're killed or injured during the traffic stop. Common sense.
Then he comes up straight in front of my driver's side window. Cops don't do that on a traffic stop. They stand waaaay back of the window. You have to turn around to shoot them, and they have the advantage by seeing inside the car and being able to react.
He asks me for my driver's license, registration and insurance stuff. I had my Colt 1911 on me, but he couldn't see it. I said, "Let me see your ID first."
He said, "I don't have to show you anything. I'm an officer of the law. I need your registration, driver's license, and insurance card."
I said, "Oh yes you do, boy. In case you don't know, there's a blue light bandit out here on the roads, so you better show me your ID real dang fast, or I'm outta here."
He said, "I don't have to show you anything. Now give me...." he repeated himself.
This was in Texas. Texas has front and back plates, and this plate I saw in the mirror wasn't a permanent one. I made a mental note of his front plate. So I said, "Okay, you got me. But my wallet's in my back pocket and I can't get to it sitting here. I'll comply. Mind if I just step out for a second so I can give you my stuff?"
The idiot said, "Sure." He stepped away so I could get out. LOL!!!!!!
Dummy. I took off like a bat out of Hades, grabbed my cell phone, called 911, and reported it. He was nailed later that day. They never knew who I was but the blue light bandit was....history. Aaaaaaahahahahhaha!