I know we're not required to show I.D. unless driving, but I don't really care & I'm not interested in getting into a confrontation, which usually happens when people assert their rights with a cop.
I actually had lots of fun with a similar situation at my work place 18 years ago.
The owner of the company was a woman who wasn't very bright & lived in her own little world of
"People are honest & good."
She would leave her purse on her desk when she wasn't in her office. I mentioned to her that it wasn't a good idea with her money & credit cards in it. She'd always say,
"Oh, I'm not worried; I trust people; I don't want to be negative."
She'd also hand me a stack of her bills (with her credit card numbers) to take to the post office. I mentioned that she had nothing to worry about with me doing that, but I hope she didn't hand them to everyone. Same reply from her,
"Ah, c'mon.....people are honest."
So......one day I get to work & she's in her office crying. I asked her what was wrong & she said she just got several credit card statements with charges all over the U.S. that she never made - gas, dining, hotels, expensive clothes, jewelry, etc. over $300,000.00 worth.
All I could say was
"Sorry."
A few days later, she called a big meeting & said a police detective would be here to question every employee.
I knew I could refuse to answer any questions without my attorney present, but that would create suspicion & besides I didn't care. And I knew I was about to have fun.
The cop showed up & sat in the owner's office & questioned each employee separately.
When it was my turn, he first (proudly) introduced himself as a police officer & showed me his badge. I said, "Yes, I know who you are."
Then the conversation went like this:
Me: "Aren't you going to hook me up to a lie detector?"
Cop: (looking puzzled because he didn't know if I was being sarcastic or not.
Of course I was), "Uh.....no."
Me: "Then how will you know if I'm telling you the truth?"
Cop: "So, how long have you been working here?"
Me: "Three years."
Cop: "Do you like your job."
Me: "Well, yes, but not as much as you like yours."
Cop: "Have you ever taken anything from this office?"
Me: "Yes, I have."
Cop:
"OH? What have you taken?"
Me: "Well, sometimes the owner gives me mail & I've taken it to the post office." She also has me take merchandise to Convention centers to set up booths for advertising during trade shows. And once I took her car to have new tires put on."
Cop: "That's not what I meant."
Me: "What did you mean?"
Cop: "Have you ever taken anything that wasn't yours?"
Me: "Yes, I have."
Cop:
"OH? What have you taken?"
Me: "On several occasions, I've arrived home from work & found a pen in my pocket that came from the office. I've also taken copies of advertising flyers that I've designed so I'd have examples of my work to keep in a portfolio."
Cop: (looking frustrated), "That's not what I meant."
Cop: "Do you realize that due to the fact that these stolen credit cards were used out of state, that makes it a Federal crime & the prison sentences are much longer?"
Me: "Yes, I know that."
Cop:
"OH? How do you know that?
Me: "Well, you see, when those four dirtbag cops pounded on Rodney King & were found guilty in Federal Court of violating his rights........."
Cop: "OK, that's enough information, nice chatting with you.....have a nice day......"
Me:
"Officer, I'm not finished yet......as I said, an attorney on TV explained that the two cops that were convicted will serve longer sentences because it was a Federal.........."
Cop: "OK, nice meeting you."
Me: "Yes, I'm sure it was." (laughing).
And I'm STILL laughing about that!
