SifuPhil
R.I.P. With Us In Spirit Only
- Location
- Pennsylvania, USA
[h=5]A wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday.
At the club, the doorman says, "Hi, Jim, how are you?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?
Jim says, "Oh, I play football with him."
Inside the bartender says, "The usual, Jim?"
Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts league."
Next a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you want the Special again??"
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi...
The taxi driver says, "Hey, Jimmy Boy! You sure picked an ugly one this time...."
Jim's funeral is on Sunday.[/h]
At the club, the doorman says, "Hi, Jim, how are you?"
The wife asks, "How does he know you?
Jim says, "Oh, I play football with him."
Inside the bartender says, "The usual, Jim?"
Jim says to Wife, "Before you say anything, he's on the darts league."
Next a stripper says, "Hi Jim! Do you want the Special again??"
The wife storms out dragging Jim with her & jumps into a taxi...
The taxi driver says, "Hey, Jimmy Boy! You sure picked an ugly one this time...."
Jim's funeral is on Sunday.[/h]