Post your daily Groaner here:

[Pappy]

 

[Hapiguy]

The teacher asked little Bobby why he was late for school…

Little Bobby said “I was needed to help my Daddy on the farm...we had to take the bull out to tend to the cows.”

Teacher asked, “Couldn't your Daddy do it himself?”

“No teacher", said little Bobby ”It takes the bull.”

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[Pappy]

A train of 2x4s went by. It was just lumbering along ..

 

[JonDouglas]

I used to be addicted to hokey pokey. But I turned my self around.

 

[Pink Biz]

 

[JonDouglas]

As a motorcycle rider, I should tell you that it is OK to give a nun a ride but don't make it a habit.

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[JonDouglas]

One more for the road:

 

[rkunsaw]

I was reading that one out of four women were taking medication for the treatment of mental illness. That's scary, but even scarier is the thought that three out of every four women are walking around untreated.

 

[Pappy]

 

[JonDouglas]

 

[Pappy]

 

[JimBob1952]

Horse walks into a bar, bartender says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

 

[dobielvr]

What do you call a fake noodle?.........an impasta

 

[Pappy]

 

[JimBob1952]

Q. What kind of cheese is my cheese?

A. It's nacho cheese.

 

[Patch]

 

[Patch]

 

[Patch]

 

[JonDouglas]

The past, present and future had a stand-off.

It was tense.

 

[JonDouglas]

I really like my new job, riding out on my motorcycle in the country delivering medication to cows, pigs and chickens.
I’m a farm assist

 

[dobielvr]

I really like my new job, riding out on my motorcycle in the country delivering medication to cows, pigs and chickens.
I’m a farm assist

I was thinking as I was reading your post 'wow what a neat job to have'....then I saw your punch line. Ha ha