IKE
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(Disclaimer......no cats were harmed while typing this joke.)
A young boy is sitting on the front steps of his home holding a jar that contained a clear liquid and a priest walked by and ask him what was in the jar.
The boy replies, "the most powerful liquid in the whole world".
The priest then asks, "and what might that be my son ?"
The boy replies, "kerosene".
The priest replies, "you are mistaken my son, holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. If I rub it on a womans tummy she will pass a child".
The boy replies, "that ain't nothing Father, if I rub this on a cats a$$ it will pass a Harley."
A young boy is sitting on the front steps of his home holding a jar that contained a clear liquid and a priest walked by and ask him what was in the jar.
The boy replies, "the most powerful liquid in the whole world".
The priest then asks, "and what might that be my son ?"
The boy replies, "kerosene".
The priest replies, "you are mistaken my son, holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. If I rub it on a womans tummy she will pass a child".
The boy replies, "that ain't nothing Father, if I rub this on a cats a$$ it will pass a Harley."
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