professional wrestler

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jerry old

Texas Crude
We get a little 'freebie' 4 page newspaper every week, their trying to build circulation, this week, large ad on front page:

"Have ever dreamed of being a Professional Wrestler?

These folks are starting a six month school in Oct.-the price is not mentioned.
I've never dreamed of being a wrestler, do not know any that have, but it is a topic to wonder about?
I'm trying to think of the name I would pick to wrestle under: Evil Brutus, Mad Dog Harold, what?
 

DaveA said:
Let us know (the name) so we'll know who to cheer for!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

No, no, your supposed to come up with names: Geriatric Bed wetter (enters ring in a diaper)
Were going to have to wear customs that cover the whole body as we do not
want them to view our excessive flesh that flips and flops a half-second after we've moved.
The Alchemist: old fart dressed in loose tights with a cape and mask, points
finger at opponents, hurls incantations at opponent, waves his walker at
referee, audience and so on...
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I remember watching wrestling as a kid, and even then I realized it was phony baloney. Always remembered a character called Haystack Calhoun. Maybe I'd be Maniac Marge or Bone-Crackin' Carol. LOL! Don't think it's my calling.
 
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