Questions with silly puns to think about

[Victor]

SO, WOULD YOU RATHER?--- For fun, not answers.

Meet Taylor Swift or a swift tailor?
Have a bottle in front of me, or a frontal lobotomy?
See Illinois, or be ill, annoyed?
Visit Rhode Island or a road in an island?
Abidin' your time or your time with Biden?
Have a chunk of a hunk or a hunk of a chunk?
Have a bratwurst with lunch or the worst brats with lunch?

 

[dobielvr]

Def would want a bottle in front of me, not a frontal lobotomy!

 

[Victor]

Would you rather have your hubby hold you, or put your hubby on hold?