Add some that you know.
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It was in a restaurant that they met
They were Romeo and Juliet.
He had no money to pay his debt
So Romeoed what Juliet.
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Don't worry if your job is small
And your rewards are few
Think about a big oak tree
That was once a nut like you.
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Celery, raw
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.
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By Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.
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Shortest poem
Fleas
Adam had em.
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You have to know what the punctuation mark * is called to understand this one.
Mary had an airplane
In which she loved to frisk
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * .
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Add some that you know.
--
It was in a restaurant that they met
They were Romeo and Juliet.
He had no money to pay his debt
So Romeoed what Juliet.
--
Don't worry if your job is small
And your rewards are few
Think about a big oak tree
That was once a nut like you.
--
Celery, raw
Develops the jaw,
But celery, stewed,
Is more quietly chewed.
© by owner. provided at no charge for educational purposes
--
By Ogden Nash
Candy is dandy
But liquor is quicker.
--
Shortest poem
Fleas
Adam had em.
--
You have to know what the punctuation mark * is called to understand this one.
Mary had an airplane
In which she loved to frisk
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * .
--
Add some that you know.
