ALMOST FAMOUS SAYINGS
There are many well-known and famous sayings, some making the people who said them, famous. It seemed to me to be an easy way to become famous would be to develop a few sayings that people would remember. Below are results of my efforts to make a famous saying. By the way, none of them have made me famous - - - YET.
“A man is known by the companies he invests in”
“Beauty is only skin deep – unless you like blood and guts”
“A Miss is as good as 5,280 feet”
“Don’t cry over a penny saved”
“More fun than a shipping crate full of apes”
“What goes up[?] That is the question”
“Never ask a barber if you need a haircut”
“A cowboy with only one horse has a simpler life”
“Don’t cross that bridge if you can help it”
“To exist or not exist – are your only options”
“Behind every successful man are people asking for money”
“Curiosity killed the cat and made the dog very ill”
“Love has very poor eye-sight”
“You can’t lead a dead horse to water, or look him in the mouth”
“Don’t judge an orange by its color”
“I can learn more by reading a nonfiction book for a day than watching TV for a month”
*Sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes you are the statue”
"Honesty is a rare policy”
“A Miss is as good as a Mrs. (Maybe better)”
“A man with more than one clock never knows the correct time”
“The longest journey begins with checking the air in the tires”
“Don’t throw good money after bad. Actually, don’t throw any money”
“Follow the bright-blue concrete path”
“All that glitters is not chrome – most of it is plastic”
“Determine your landing spot before you jump”
“Don’t get dung on the rung on the way up the ladder - You may need that rung on the way back down”
“Let sleeping dogs get their own breakfast”
“Ho-Ho-Ho, and a bottle of Blended Canadian whisky”
“A fool and his money are a friend indeed”
“The only sure thing is more tax in Texas”
“People who live in glass houses shouldn’t do much of anything”
“I learn more with my ears open and my mouth shut than the other way around”
“A penny saved is not worth a five-cent cigar”
“Don’t shoot the dog you’re hunting with”
“The pencil is mightier than the knife”
“Don’t start a fight with someone bigger than you”
“Silence is kind of yellowish”
“Don’t bite off more than you can spit out”
“An old man can tell a lot of stories – some may be true”
“Never drink cheap wine unless you are out of the good stuff”
“Even a very short dog can lift its leg on a tall tree”
“Speak softly and you won’t convince anybody”
“As I expected, you exceeded my expectations”
“No news is far better than any TV news”
“When the going gets tough, get help or quit”
“You can’t teach a new dog old tricks”
“He who laughs last is probably hard of hearing”
“You can’t judge a book by what someone tells you about it”
“Love can’t see very well”
“A house divided against itself doesn’t add up”
“A bird in the hand can be messy”
“Thirty days hath September – all the rest I can’t remember”
“One cent for whatever dumb thing you’re thinking”
“A skeleton in the attic”
“A watched pot never gets stolen”
“He has an ace in a deep pit”
“Alike as two peas in a chicken pot pie”
“All’s fair in love, war, and strip poker”
“All work and no play makes a good employee”
“Common sense is not common”
“A leopard can’t change its mind”
“A stationary stone is covered in moss”
“An onion a day keeps most everyone away”
“As clumsy as a one-legged runner”
“As the buzzard flies”